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Buck Brennan is best known for showing up late for work, farting, and yelling at his kids in Wal-Mart. He also has an uncanny ability to drink incredible amounts of beer. Once, back in 2009, he drank over 30 beers at a family reunion. Everyone was so impressed with this awesome feat of beer drinking that they picked him up off the picnic table that he was passed out on and carried him home on their shoulders like a true champion of life. Buck's beer drinking prowess has since grown in stature and he has become something of local legend, solidifying Buck Brennan's place in history as a true virtuoso in the art of getting shit-faced drunk. Buck came from very humble beginnings where he remains even today. He was born in 1979 in rural Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia where he would spend the better part of his childhood masturbating to his dad's Penthouse magazines. By the time he was 14 he was considered to be one of the most active masturbaters of his generation. Eventually he did have sex with a real girl, then he got married and had two kids named Tucker and Macy, but his love for masturbation never waned. In fact, he still masturbates today when no one is home or when he is the shower. By the time Buck was 25 he needed to find a Goddamn job and move the hell out so he could start paying for his own goddamn bills already. At least that is what his parents were always telling him. What his parents didn't understand was that he was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don't get good jobs or move out of their parents' house. With a shitty college major, and not enough charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharma sales like his mom and dad wanted him to, Buck did the only thing he could to make money. He became a high school guidance counselor. Buck has never won any awards for his writing, but he has won many participation awards over the years and countless drinking games in college. Currently, Buck lives in rural PA with his dog, his cat, and his two children 50% of the time. In his free time, he enjoys giving Dutch Ovens, complaining about stuff, and fighting with his ex-wife.

A Little Hard Work Never Killed Anyone A Online Story By Buck Brennan

In typical me fashion, I was really excited about the prospect of this new job and facing a new challenge. I was determined to work hard and give it my all. I would do whatever task they gave me, and I would do it one hundred percent to the best of my God-given ability. With my never say die attitude, I would show the grit and determination of a true champion. Those are always my thoughts right before I start something I quit. It was the same feeling I had right before I tried to learn how to play the piano, the guitar, the violin, Rosetta Stone Spanish, juggling, various exercise programs... Click Here To Read More